Happy in LKC Lt i was, when suddenly 2 biatches appeared and crawled onto the seats in front of me. Of cause, that all alone by itself is righteous and just. There is no law pertaining to crawling and no restriction on seats biatches should be. However, it was too early for me to be happy. Being biatches, they do what biatches do best.
Irate people.
Thats them and their doggie chow. Why doggie chow? Obviously doggies eat from the floor. Normal people would just eat from the table like me. Or plates. Or bowls. Or banana leaf. Wherever you stay at.
And damn, those food were leg sores. I cant place my feet anywhere comfortable. And thus, i have decided, to enchant those doggie chow with my magical feet aura and in hope, when they eat it, they would turn into something more useful than biatches.
Hoho, apparently it seems that my magic skills have proven its use again. They have been transmuted into useful bags! Now, who needs Harry Potter when you got me!
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